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Dr. D's column: When ICC's tweet about Dhoni left Yoko Ono stumped

The International Cricket Council had a priceless response to Ono's tweet.

ET Bureau|
Updated: Feb 11, 2019, 03.29 PM IST
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MS Dhoni (L) and Yoko Ono (R).
He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy (but not of his clients.)

Dear Dr D,

I am often called The Fifth Beatle. It is true that haters also refer to me in stories headlined ‘How Yoko Ono ruined the Beatles’ but even here my influence is apparent. I can inject great difference and meaning even into something as developed and beloved as The Fab Four. I am no stranger to wisdom. But even I was totally floored by something outstanding.

I tweeted this the other day (to spread joy and love in the world): ‘Give us some advice that will make our lives heal and shine.’

I got a lot of great responses but this one was priceless: ‘Never leave your crease with MS Dhoni behind the stumps! ’ from someone named ICC. This got the most likes and retweets and rightly so, because it is so profound. I just wanted to share it with your readers in India.

First: what is this crease? It is a reference to the ridges, grooves and folds that we face in life. ‘Never leave’ means ‘always remain’. The world is not a perfect place. Accept it!

There there is Ms Dhoni. Who is Ms Dhoni? I think she is a fictional person; she is all of us and none of us! And last, the stumps. What is ‘behind the stumps’ ? They are the trees that we are destroying. We are leaving only stumps behind.

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How wonderful. Thank you ICC. Thank you. Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

Yoko Ono
NY-London-La La Land

Dear Yoko,

You have it absolutely right. There is a second meaning also, but it is impossible to explain cricket to the uninitiated. It must be experienced, just like life.

* STATUTORY WARNING: This humour column is not for the weak-kneed or the thin-skinned.

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Mahendra Singh Dhoni ​epitomises calm, on the field and away from it. As Team India captain, he managed to bring grace and poise to the dressing-room, helping the boys calm their nerves and play.

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